spookyfbi:

I just want my OTP to derrive meaning from each other in a way that would be incredibly unhealthy and codependent if two people did that in real life but is profoundly poetic and romantic within the context of a fictional piece of media in consuming.

interestinggin:

baece:

kakfa:

Ate rice à la Trautmannsdorf and a peach. A man drinking wine watched my attempts to cut the unripe little peach with my knife. I couldn’t. Stricken with shame under the old man’s eyes, I let the peach go completely and ten times leafed through Die Fliegenden Blätter. I waited to see if he wouldn’t at last turn away. Finally I collected all my strength and in defiance of him bit into the completely juiceless and expensive peach. 

its been 105 years since kafka ate this terrible peach

its been 106 years since kafka ate this terrible peach

toastpotent:

nobody:

half full water bottle left behind on the floor of a public bus: *rolls around*

cartoontees:

im so sick of people being like “i wish there was a story where *insert something that definitely already happened in megamind*”